Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Recall on Reality: Reign It In

Bodyguarding Barbie


I think it's time we stop scapegoating Barbie just because she is an inanimate object, safely mute to feeling depression or guilt.  Her plastic legs--however unnaturally shapely they be--are not Roman arches made to withstand the envy with which we dislike ourselves.  She is not some architectural design meant to hold the weight of ubiquitous physical insecurities.   

I grow weary of people talking about how Barbie's proportions are inaccurate.  Where proportion is out of whack is in how much blame we attribute a toy. 

Newsflash: NO DOLL'S PROPORTIONS HAVE EVER BEEN ACCURATE.  And that's fine.  You know why?  From an early age humans have an uncanny ability to separate fiction from reality.  Children only have a few precious years before Christmas and Easter take on a different meaning--perceptive buggers.  Even newborn babies feel safe enough to nap under a mobile because they understand the plastic butterflies are not actually attacking them.

Despite her best efforts to derail us, for half a century we've all still managed to grow up to become reasoning, rational, functioning adults.

Let's stop pretending.  (That statement is going to become ironic three sentences down.)  No one (except Valeria Lukyanova, who is quite happy in her quest) is forcing his/herself into Barbie's reality.  So, let's stop forcing our reality on her.

She is fantasy, imagination, a plaything.  How dismal is the time spent trying to extract fantasy from imaginary.  If all leisure were required to mimic reality there would be no play, no fun, no escape.  Let fantasy be, and instead, improve reality.

*He steps aside and lets Chris Crocker have his soapbox back*

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