Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Chicken of the Sea Cup


Isn't it interesting how chicken breasts and fish fillets look so similar to each other?  I mean, you could not have two more opposite animals than foul and fish.  But, fry them up and put them on a plate and it's difficult to tell the two apart.  They both have that oblong, tear-drop shape.  Yet, for a chicken it's only the shape of their breast while the shape constitutes the entire profile for a fish.

Do you know what that means??  That means chickens probably compare breasts by relating them to fish.  Fish are the melons of the bird world!!  The watermelons, the cantaloupes, the grapefruits, the oranges!  Chickens use fish euphemistically!

 
Rooster: Yo, Belinda!  Yous got some nice, juicy snappers, chickadee!

Belinda: Take a cold shower, birdbrain. 

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