Burn, Baby, Burn!

Went out to burn a few calories today unaware I was the one about to be burned.

As I was running alongside the road a man rolled down his window and shouted, "YOU WILL NEVER.  LOSE.  WEIGHT!!"

HAH!  

Come again, coward!  I race for the cure anyway!  I already have the slogan for our T-shirts: Alopecia Releash-Ya!  It's a clever, rhyming play on words.  That's right; I'm clever AND running, despite living with alopecia.   

So, if you think you may dampen my spirit more than this sweat dampens my shirt…  NAY, sir!  A [health] HEART-Y nay, I say!  

In fact, just to spite him, I actually DOUBLED my heart rate by keeping pace while sobbing uncontrollably.